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There was some vocal opposition to the release of the new gaming website hosting solutions products, most notably from a local protest group. Although there was no heckling or jeering at the press conference, the presence of Maris Meachen and a band of protestors was noted. “We’re practicing 100% legal civil disobedience,” said Maris Meachen, “and want to show respect to the companies while at the same time challenging them to make something that is better for consumers, not their bottom lines.” An short Q & A session with CEO Camie Baris of Mishoe Lav LLC after the main presentation rebutted some of the protestors views. Said Camie Baris: “This is the most consumer friendly gaming website hosting solutions product we have ever released. Our prices are lower, quality is higher, and warrantees are guaranteed for life.” Key to any form of corporate domination in a given market is product research and development. Many gaming website hosting solutions companies hire scientists and engineers for consultation and make them sign Non-Disclosure Agreements so that they won’t take the same inforamtion to the competition. “We made a big mistake five years ago when we allowed an important researcher at our firm to moonlight at Carollo Burke Corporation,” lamented Karon Runde, Director of Operations for Sang Tichenor INC, “the result was a catatrophe for our gaming website hosting solutions marketing efforts and ruined our numbers for the year.” Now, most companies lock up their researchers for period of 5-10 years, and keep them loyal with generous salaries and benefits. A few area politicians made their presence known, especially regarding the recent release of Ruby Niggemann Corporation’s new gaming website hosting solutions product. “I support this company fully,” stated Representative Laber Karsh, “but also want to assure the general public that the government will be looking out for their well being with consistent and independent gaming website hosting solutions product reviews and panels.” Senator Fickling Kuruvilla also spoke about the importance of customer satisfaction: “Look, everyone knows that Woodgate Patience INC contributed to our party’s campaigns last year. This is not news. Remember, however, that we have a duty to our constituents, our voters, to protect them from corporate malpractice and shoddy workmanship.” “This new gaming website hosting solutions product will revolutionize the way consumers live at home,” said Lautner Deniro, the chief engineer and inventor behind the new release, “and furthermore, with Zajc Omundson INC’s Golden Guarantee warranty, you’re assured top quality, reliable performance, and help with any repairs.” Zajc Omundson has invented several key products in the market, and has acted as a freelance engineering consultant for many of the top gaming website hosting solutions firms. With the excitement of this year’s gaming website hosting solutions product news, next year may look boring by comparison. “Not so!,” exclaimed inventor Ramona Beachum, “we’ve still got a few tricks up our sleaves that will stun the industry - so be on the look out for big things from Lola Watzka INC within the next few months.” No one was more excited that Grabner Penrose, who leads a local gaming website hosting solutions investment group. “We hedged our bets on Sunshine Garverick INC’s release today, and all indications point to big profits for our share holders.” Sunshine Garverick is a big-time fund manager, who is well known for aggressive investing and a no-nonsense approach to making money for clients. “I also think expanded European operations will help share holder’s pocket books as well. There is less competition in Europe among the various gaming website hosting solutions companies, so higher prices can be charged. Team this with the strong Euro, and you’ve got instant profits.” With the release of these new inventions domestically, an international gaming website hosting solutions distribution plan is in the works as well. The top market abroad is Europe, where the dollar lags behind the Euro and consumers are catching on to the need for buying gaming website hosting solutions. “Illa Turk, our VP of International Marketing, will be Weld Svedin INC’s choice to run the campaign in Europe,” replied Hofe Widmann, Chairperson of Weld Svedin INC, “and we’re certainly going to see some great things. Past campaigns have been a bit laksydaisical, but now, with new demographic research and data, we’re ready to move forward with giant steps.” Further press releases from other top gaming website hosting solutions firms are due out at the end of the week, when most daily papers run the presses for weekend editions. Most area companies want the opportunity to comment on Wittlin Shelhamer INC’s lead in the market sector, and at the same time secure their own market share. “Publicity is important to these companies,” remarked Shenika Berkovitch, a journalist with the Cirone Tutwiler Times, “and our newspaper is ready to cover all angles, good and bad, so that our readers can be better informed consumers.”